Ode to Britney Spears

Britney shaves her head
Spins rehab's revolving door
Poor little celeb
Hilton Hobag Strikes Again

Smaller 'Entourage'

Cusack and The Pivs
BFFs back in the day
Won't skip and hold hands
Rosie and Donald, sittin' in a tree...

Paris Hilton's BFF

Dita Von Manson

Dita Von Teese him no more
Pale pasty lovas
And you said it wouldn't last!

I Know Where Those Hands Have Been

Kelly disses Clay
Homophobia, says Rosie
Dirty hands, clean fight
I Miss Lost

Emmitt wins Dancing
Where is Mario's career?
Gone like Joey's sleeves
Book Publishers Have No Soul

O.J. Confesses
Book is called "If I Did It"
The "If" is for show
Your friendly neighborhood Spiderbaby

New Spiderbaby
Tobey Maguire has spawned
Spins webs and spits up
RIP Jack Palance

Jack Palance is dead
One-armed pushups in heaven
Curly will be missed
K-Fed Up

Britney dumps her man
Dice tattoos are forever
Rap careers are short
Kazakhstan is #1!
Number 1 Borat
You make me laugh till I pee
Please make a sequel
Losers Don't Win

Cuckoo Kanye West
Storms the stage when he loses
Fifteen minutes up
Pitt's Panties in a Bundle

"Unauthorized" Pitt
Vanity Fair cover boy
Wet briefs, Wet blanket
Playboy Calling
Cindy Margolis
Shows her tatas to the world
Most dowloaded ho
Life After Carson
Tara Reid talks boobs
Doctors gave her a hack job
She should have a drink
Dick Clark Kent
Dick Clark rocks New Years'
Seacrest will be his Robin
Hope Batman's okay
No, No, Naomi
Counseler calls police
The supermodel attacked
Pretty in bright orange
Alex P. Beatin'
Rush mocks Michael J
Says his shaking is an act
Piggy wants some press
Better than Dana Plato
Haley Joel In Court
Child Actor with DUI
Seems well-adjusted
War of the McCartneys
All you need is love
Until you get divorced
Then, you need lawyers
Horizantal Mambo
Poor Sarah Evans
Hubby sacks up with nanny
She cha-chas alone
Baked Cheetos
Skinny Britney's back
Post-baby, she's nipped and tucked
K-Fed is worried
Shanna vs. Paris
A nightclub smackdown
Wonky eyes make fighting hard
Paris is a ho
Adopting Orphans is the New Black!
Madonna Jolie
Foreign babies are so cute
Nanny can raise it
Wake Me Up Before I Drive Drive
George Michael hearts drugs
Nothing like a good car nap
Boyfriend brings McD's
Charlie Sheen's Lament
Worst show on TV
Highest paid sitcom actor
You, sir, are no Friend
Don't tell Mr. Belding
Sex tape for Screech
Lisa Turtle’s missing out
Ick, Dirty Sanchez
TrimSpa Baby
Oh, Anna Nicole
Who is yo baby's daddy?
My dough's on Kimmie
Big Gay Al
Star sues Enquirer
Says her hubby isn't gay
Which one is lying?
Requiem for a Heavyweight
Goodbye Horatio
SNL won't be the same
Who will play fatties?
Star Search Winner Makes Good
Number 1 Justin
You had me at Bye Bye Bye
Mickey Mouse hotness
The Braidy Bunch
Willie caught with pot
His choir boy image tattered
Goodbye sponsorships
Falling Starlet
Lindsay broke her wrist
Designer shoes are too tall
Poor exhausted lass
Unto Napoleon Dynamite, a Child is Conceived
Jon Heder is pregs
Wife carries his Mormon spawn
Tiny little 'fro
Rhythm is a Bow Tie
Dance, Tucker Carlson!
Who needs Dancing with the Stars?
Springer can eat it.
Bursting the Doodie Bubble
Whitney and Bobby
A love for the ages ends
Solace in the pipe





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